Was macht Weihnachten aus unseren Chief Officers?

What makes Christmas out of our Chief Officers?

CEO – Chief Executive Officer (Vorstandsvorsitzender, Geschäftsführer) wir zum / becomes Chief Entertainment Officer

CAO – Chief Administrative Officer (Vorstand für interne Aufgabenbereiche wie Personalwesen); auch für „Chief Accounting Officer“ gebräuchlich wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Allowance Officer

CFO – Chief Financial Officer (Finanzvorstand) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Festival Officer

CIO – Chief Information Officer (Vorstand für Unternehmensinformationen, oft auch IT-Vorstand) wird zum / becomes Chief Illumination Officer

COO – Chief Operating Officer (Vorstand für das Operative Geschäft) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Stocking Officer

CTO – Chief Technical Officer (Technischer Vorstand) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas-) Tree Officer oder Chief Turkey Officer

CMO – Chief Marketing Officer (Vertriebsleiter) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Mass Officer

CQO – Chief Quality Officer (Vorstand Qualitätsmanagement) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Quips Officer

CBO – Chief Branding Officer (zuständig für Marken) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Bauble Officer

CCO – Chief Customer Officer (Kundenangelegenheiten ), wird zu / becomes Chief Christmas Officer, also der Christmas CEO oder der Chief (Christmas) Carol Officer möglich sind auch Chief (Christmas) Card Officer oder Chief (Christmas) Cake/Cracker Officer

CDO – Chief Development Officer ((Software-)Entwicklung) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Day Officer

CHRO – Chief Human Resources Officer (Personalchef) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Holiday Romanticizing Officer

CKO – Chief Knowledge Officer (Wissensmanagement) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Kindheartedness Officer

CLO – Chief Learning Officer (Personalentwicklungsabteilung) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Longing Officer

CMAO – Chief Merging and Acquisitions Officer (Akquisition und Integration neuer Unternehmensteile) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Multi Affluence Officer

CNO – Chief Networking Officer (Informations- und Kommunikationstechnologien) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Night Officer

CPO – Chief Purchase Officer (Einkaufsleiter) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Present Officer

CRO – Chief Risk Officer (Risikomanager) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Reconciliation Officer

CSO – Chief Security Officer (Sicherheit) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Stocking Officer or Chief (Christmas) Shopping Officer

CVO – Chief Visionary Officer (visionäre Ideen) wird zum / becomes Chief (Christmas) Vacation Officer

Diese Chiefs sollten das Fest schon schaukeln, oder? – These Chiefs should work it (Christmas) out.

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